Modern Humour for the Dopamine Challenged

Magnets in the dark place
TV therapy 
with horse giblets
proportional trays
donít let the OCD touch
the mashed potatoes
laser ray Frankenstein meat
the man who kept a hamburger
in his pocket for fifteen years
like it was new

you sold your
collection of antidepressants
and you cry about it
every day

who stole Jimmyís 

there once was bear
who wiped his ass
with the pope

your consciousness
fell into a cream pie
as you danced Doritos
right past the checkout

donít you see
the jokeís on you
a coat made from
the skin of clowns
	red nose buttons of style

knock knock
whoís there

Jimmyís cat.

© Christian McPherson